Michael Martinez might seem like a harmless individual. Those outside the state of Pennsylvania probably don't understand the depths of his awfulness. Thanks to parts of 4 seasons in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh he's amassed enough playing time to sink to historically horrible levels. Mini-Mart's career batting average is down to .182, which ranks 4,440 out of 4,449 since 1900 for non-pitchers with 400+ plate appearances. His disastrous OPS is at a low of .483, that ranks him 4,436 out of 4,449.
I know the Phillies GM, Ruben Amaro, is a poor judge of talent/value, but what the hell is wrong with the Pirates GM Neal Hunnington?