Lets be honest, the New York Mets are going to suck in 2012, likely finishing in a distant 5th/last place in the National League East division. The Phillies have the tremendous trio of Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, and Cole Hamels. The Braves have Jair Jurrjens, Tommy Hanson, Brandon Beachy, and Tim Hundson. The Marlins just added Heath Bell, Jose Reyes, and Mark Buehrle. The Mets...David Wright and a highly questionable Johan Santana. Yep, times are tough in Queens. So how do the Mets plan on drawing fans to Citi Field? I propose hiring some of these hotties to be permanent fixtures in the stands.