Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Coco got Crispy



Many kids and young adults prefer milk with their cereal. However, a select few enjoy some alcohol with there Coco Crisp's...especially the man behind the cereal. Crisp was arrested last night for DUI while driving his 2009 Rolls Royce Phantom, valued at $400,000. Coco got out of jail this morning and made it to pregame drills. However, Coco was not in the lineup today for their game. PR from the A's have made a comment "no comment." It is rumored that discipline measures will be taken either today or tomorrow. Also Coco reportedly was hanging out with Charlie Sheen a couple of weeks ago. Never mix Coco and Charlie. The result could be detrimental to the society.

1 comment:

GM-Carson said...

I love drinking beer. Drinking while drunk or too much under the influence is fucking stupid! These guys are millionaires, hire a driver or call a cab!