Mike Hampton is alive and well. He's never actually been dead so the alive part of the previous statement has always held true, but the well part not so much. The man has had more injuries than the dipshits participants in the Running of the Bulls. The southpaw, now 37 years old, has yet to allow a run in 9 relief appearances for the Arizona Diamondbacks this year. A 0.00 ERA is certainly impressive, but before you pop a pitch tent in your pants it has only been 3.1 innings. Does the one time 22 game winner have enough left in the tank to contribute over a full season in 2011? Doubtful, the man missed all of '06 and '07 and has been beat up over the last 3 seasons too. However, someone will take a chance on him, and might just get luckier than a frat boy dropping roofies.
House of Pain- Back from the Dead *These whiteboys could rap!!!