Marco Scutaro, shortstop for the Boston Red Sox.
Only one year ago, he made More Hardball famous after Carson and Burton featured his now-infamous "scooting sack" photo, shown here.
Well, some local Boston songwriters used the man in a Red Sox-themed parody song of Phil Collins' "Sussudio". They call it "Scu-Scu-Scutaro". I don't care much for the melody or the poorly-contrasted photos, but since we're on the topic of photos, we may have an addition to the stack of potentially embarrassing Scutaro photos that are ripe for poking at! In the video, the aforementioned picture can be viewed at 1:48.
Come on, Marco. Make us famous!
Have a good weekend everyone!