Mark "Colonic" Grudzielanek was signed to a minor league contract this offseason by the Cleveland Indians. The sure-handed secondbaseman took all of the 2009 season off, but decided there was fuel left in the tank and came back this year. Grudz made the Tribe squad out of spring training and has seen a lot of the playing time at 2nd, which is amazing for a 39 year old coming off hiatus. His fielding remains solid and he's still hitting for average, just with absolutely no power. His .307 batting average is as empty as Jessica Simpson's head, as all of his 23 hits have been singles. Mark was never a slugger, so lack of homeruns is no surprise, but he did gap 391 doubles in his previous 14 seasons. I'm sure he plop a 2-bagger in there sometime soon, but for now he is a singles machine.
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