Despite the fact that NBC has pulled the plug on one of the most successful shows in television history, they are preparing to pilot a new Law and Order spin off in the fall. The new incarnation will take place in (yawn) Los Angeles. Looking over today's sports headlines, though, I think Dick Wolf should consider prime time jurisprudence baseball style.

*ESPN
**Sports Illustrated
Normally the sports page isn't rife with civil litigation or criminal activity. Between puking pricks, drunk dicks, perjuring pitchers, and stars who shaft ticket brokers, Wolf has a veritable playground of potential source material.
Joan Jett - Bad Reputation
3 comments:
That fat douchebucket from NJ that puked on the little girl should be publicly flogged then have his weiner stapled to his leg.
then we should find the biggest, fattest, red neck to puke ten gallons of beer and nachos on him.
There goes my dinner...
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