Memo to Washington- Just Say No!

What the hell was Ron Washington thinking? Cocaine? Seriously? Partaking in some herbal ecstasy (aka- weed) is understandable, many Americans experiment with the drug in their early years, but co-f*cking-caine...idiot! The Texas Rangers manager said he only sorted the baseline once last season, but you know that's a lie. Back in his playing days he took amphetamines and smoked pot, but he's turned to the nose candy now that he's the leader of young men. Makes so much sense doesn't it. Despite all of this, the Texas organization is keeping him aboard for the 2010 season, but has issued a warning that no more slip-ups will be permitted. Don't worry Ron, maybe you can get some of those designer drugs that lab rats are creating that go undetected to get your high. Dumbass!

Gotta admit, dude does look like a crackhead now that the cats outta the bag.