The Houston Astros extended GM Ed Wade through 2012. Guess they expect to stay mediocre, because that's the definition of what Wade has done there so far (166-166 in 2 seasons). Maybe by the end of his tenure there he'll have fielded a team exclusively composted of ex-Phillies has-beens.
So does Ed Wade resemble more of a nutsack or Dana Carvey depicted as a turtle?
*This past Wednesday pitchers and catchers started reporting to Arizona and Florida, Bootlegger Sports has photo of a good looking catcher (no, not Mike Piazza) to kick off spring training.
*Charlie Manuel enjoys massaging his nether regions while watching Roy Halladay pitch.
*Not sure when Terrell Owens grew white boy hair and became a fashion model, but somewhere along the line he did.