Minor League Contract All-Star Team

I am a baseball geek, therefore I find tremendous joy in even the smallest of baseball related maneuvers. For instance, the minor league contract with non-roster spring training invite. The following is a 25-man roster composed of the "best" MLB players that saw time in the majors last season. Their 2009 MLB stats are listed and the team that inked them to a minor league deal for 2010.

Starters:
AVG/OPS
1st/Mike Jacobs (NYM)- .228/698, 46 r, 19 hr, 61 rbi
2nd/Bobby Scales (CHC)- .242/.723, 15 r, 15 rbi
SS/Nick Green (LAD)- .236/.669, 35 r, 6 hr, 35 rbi
3rd/Chad Tracy (CHC)- .237/.695, 29 r, 8 hr, 39 rbi
C/Josh Bard (SEA)- .230/.655, 20 r, 6 hr, 31 rbi
LF/Laynce Nix (CIN)- .239/.767, 42 r, 15 hr, 46 rbi
CF/Josh Anderson (CIN)- .240/.580, 42 r, 24 rbi, 25 sb
RF/Frank Catalanotto (NYM)- .278/.728, 18 r, 9 rbi
DH/Marcus Thames (NYY)- .252/.777, 33 r, 13 hr, 36 rbi

Bench:
C/Chad Moeller (BAL)- .258/.751, 6 r, 10 rbi
IF/OF/Joe Thurston (ATL)- .225/.645, 27 r, 25 rbi, 4 sb
OF/Cory Sullivan (HOU)- .250/.720, 17 r, 15 rbi, 7 sb
1st/Mike Sweeney (SEA)- .281/.777, 25 r, 8 hr, 34 rbi

Rotation:
ERA/WHIP
1. Livan Hernandez (WAS)- 9 w, 183.2 ip, 102 k, 5.44/1.56
2. Jeff Weaver (LAD)- 6 w, 79 ip, 64 k, 3.65/1.52
3. Tim Redding (COL)- 3 w, 120 ip, 76 k, 5.10/1.43
4. Russ Ortiz (LAD)- 3 w, 85.2 ip, 65 k, 5.57/1.67
5. Miguel Batista (WAS)- 7 w, 71.1 ip, 52 k, 4.04/1.65

Bullpen:
1. D.J. Carrasco (PIT)- 5 w, 93.1 ip, 62 k, 3.76/1.41
2. Brian Bass (PIT)- 5 w, 86.1 ip, 54 k, 4.90/1.74
3. Ron Villone (WAS)- 5 w, 48.2 ip, 33 k, 4.25/1.71
4. Justin Miller (LAD)- 3 w, 56.2 ip, 36 k, 3.18/1.31
5. Guillermo Mota (SF)- 3 w, 65.1 ip, 39 k, 3.44/1.18
6. Joe Nelson (BOS)- 3 w, 40.1 ip, 36 k, 4.02/1.46
7. Mike MacDougal (FLA)- 1 w, 54.1 ip, 34 k, 20 sv, 4.31/1.66

Notes:
As expected the starting lineup and rotation are weak. However, the bench and bullpen would likely be better than some real MLB teams'. Thames can also play LF/RF, Sweeney would platoon with Jacobs at 1st, and MacDougal would be the closer.