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Bud Selig: Mark! Check out my car! *points at rock*
Mark Attanasio: Bud, why are you pointing at that rock?
Bud: What rock, Mark? That's my car!
Mark: *stares at rock, watches lizard dart between cacti* Uh, Bud, I don't see a car...
Bud: What are you, blind? It's an '84 Pinto with a kickass neon paintjob! You can spot it a mile away! Sure helps when I'm in the parking lot with all those other cars!
Mark: Oh, yeah, very cool. *picks up cellphone and rapidly dials nursing home transport to pick up Bud Selig*
Have a nice weekend!