For legal reasons, this is probably not safe for work, so please wait until you're on lunch or off for the day before you read today's post.
In a story that broke on Deadspin, semi-nude pictures of Cleveland centerfielder Grady Sizemore have been stolen from his computer and posted on the internet. Allegedly, they were meant for one of his many (ex) girlfriends, but now they are up on the internet for all to see. Some of the pictures show Grady in his Steve-from-Blues-Clues-skivvies, some crotch grabs that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and some other pix that look good enough to be Facebook photos, such as this one:
But there is one incriminating photo, and that is the moneyshot.
There is also a second incriminating photo where Grady has one of his exes' Playboy spread's propped up on the mirror and he looks like he might be jerking off to it, but that image is most unsuitable for a PG-13 site like this and would for sure get you guys fired.
In light of this rather embarrassing moment where Grady was caught with his pants down (pun semi-intended, though he is not to be outdone by Pittsburgh Steelers WR Santonio Holmes and dickhead kicker Jeff Reed, both of whom took moneyshots for ladies), my favorite spoof site "The Dugout" took the opportunity to poke fun of Grady for his incredible physique, misfortune to be stuck with a crappy team, and lack of foresight.
The Dugout: Sizemore Matters