The fine folks at Deadspin where I found this video suggest checking your water supply for drugs after watching. I would also add that perhaps burning your hard drive to completely cleanse it from this monstrosity wouldn't be a bad idea as well.
Speaking of drugs and burning things, our favorite stoner, Timmy Lincecum has won his second straight Cy Young.
In spite of his rather mediocre numbers (Chris Carpenter of the St. Louis Cardinals had more wins and a lower ERA than this hobo lookalike ), Marilyn Manson-lookalike fans, the CEO of Dinty Moore, as well as all the bugs living in his hair, rejoiced at the news. You can read all about it here.
Somewhere, Cheech and Chong are burning with jealousy.
Yeah, even young'uns like me know who those two stoners are. You'd have to be a cave-dweller in, like, Tajikistan not to know who Cheech and Chong are.
Speaking of notorious stoners, anyone seen Ricky Williams lately? Marijuana gives you WIIIIIINNGS!!
Have a nice weekend everyone!