Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Costumes

Since today is Halloween, I thought I'd post something in the spirit of the holiday.
I first saw this post on Deadspin, but I've decided to adapt it for this entry. The original post can be viewed here.

Here's some Halloween costumes I'd like to see:

The George Brett:
Costume comes complete with mask, uniform, fresh crab legs and a ton of chocolate pudding for the appropriate effect. Not included: camera to capture the moment of infamy.

"Dead" Williams:
Not included: tuna can, pipe wrench, and clumsy cryo technician.

Erin Andrews:


In a surprising twist, this costume sold well among men.
Mark Mangino:

This tot took the cake for his portayal of the portly Kansas State football coach. Nonetheless, the writers at Deadspin (and I myself) were quite impressed by Baby Mangino.

Other honorable mentions:
  • H1N1s Ward: Costume includes Hines Ward jersey, hospital gown, IV bag, and plenty of tubes.
  • Dick Vermiel: Costume includes mock turtleneck, sweater vest, linen slacks, and lots of water. The preferred wearer is someone who cries alot.
  • Randy Johnson: Mullet, bird-beak nose, and stilts are included in this costume.
  • Carlos Quentin: Costume consists of floppy, moptop black wig, XL bodysuit, slings, crutches, and LOTS of bubble wrap to be applied to the wearer when not walking from door to door.

Other ideas are appreciated.
Happy Halloween!
tamtam

36 comments:

GM-Carson said...

The chick in the Erin Andrews costumes looks like Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

tamtam said...

Nah, Melissa Joan Hart is way older and uglier

Burton said...

Haha! Too true Tam!

GM-Carson said...

She's on Dancing With the Stars this season.

GM-Carson said...

Check out homeboys' bulge in the beheaded Ted Williams costume...damn!

Burton said...

I suppose the head is not the only package he is delivering...

GM-Carson said...

ZING

Burton said...

Is that really a Brett costume? It looks just like him...

Burton said...

ADDED: Cracked Video. I couldn't pass it up.

GM-Carson said...

Love the Billy Mays costume

Burton said...

It would have been better if he had white powder under his nose.

tamtam said...

LOL! I don't think that George Brett costume is real. Someone at deadspin has too much time on their hands. Be hilarious if it was, though.

THX for the video!

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Either that, or a creepy Miley Cyrus fan.

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