I first saw this post on Deadspin, but I've decided to adapt it for this entry. The original post can be viewed here.
Here's some Halloween costumes I'd like to see:
The George Brett:
Costume comes complete with mask, uniform, fresh crab legs and a ton of chocolate pudding for the appropriate effect. Not included: camera to capture the moment of infamy.
Not included: tuna can, pipe wrench, and clumsy cryo technician.
In a surprising twist, this costume sold well among men.
This tot took the cake for his portayal of the portly Kansas State football coach. Nonetheless, the writers at Deadspin (and I myself) were quite impressed by Baby Mangino.
Other honorable mentions:
- H1N1s Ward: Costume includes Hines Ward jersey, hospital gown, IV bag, and plenty of tubes.
- Dick Vermiel: Costume includes mock turtleneck, sweater vest, linen slacks, and lots of water. The preferred wearer is someone who cries alot.
- Randy Johnson: Mullet, bird-beak nose, and stilts are included in this costume.
- Carlos Quentin: Costume consists of floppy, moptop black wig, XL bodysuit, slings, crutches, and LOTS of bubble wrap to be applied to the wearer when not walking from door to door.
Other ideas are appreciated.
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