Friday, September 18, 2009

The Facepalm

Here is the most painful picture I've ever seen, courtesy of "Big League Stew"

I don't know about you, but it reminds me of a scene in the movie "Hancock" where Hancock goes to prison, gets in a fight, and shoves a prisoner's head up another prisoner's ass.

Hope Evan Longoria's neck was still intact after this unfortunate moment.

And in other crazy news, my insane manager Ozzie Guillen lashed out at his team for failing to hold the lead in last night's game to the Seattle Mariners. Aside from his usual explitive-filled rants, Ozzie likened us to "teases", quoting:
"This is a tease, man," Guillen said in the Chicago Tribune. "It's like when you have a girlfriend and you are kissing her all over ... and she says no. That's where we are right now. That's the way we are."

After reading that quote, I thought "Oy! now I know for sure my manager is BONKERS!!"



GM-Carson said...

Ozzie Guillen is great for quotes.

tamtam said...

i know. thats why i like to pick him.

i would have added for the video that scene towards the end of "the naked gun 33 1/3" where frank and ed crash the academy awards and everyone in the audience gives a major facepalm when frank exchanges the bomb-rigged envelope for jane with the bomber, but i couldn't find a non-copyrighted version!

tamtam said...

sorry-can't type

i meant to say "for that quote" and then go on to describe the naked gun scene

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