Here is the most painful picture I've ever seen, courtesy of "Big League Stew"
I don't know about you, but it reminds me of a scene in the movie "Hancock" where Hancock goes to prison, gets in a fight, and shoves a prisoner's head up another prisoner's ass.
Hope Evan Longoria's neck was still intact after this unfortunate moment.
And in other crazy news, my insane manager Ozzie Guillen lashed out at his team for failing to hold the lead in last night's game to the Seattle Mariners. Aside from his usual explitive-filled rants, Ozzie likened us to "teases", quoting:
"This is a tease, man," Guillen said in the Chicago Tribune. "It's like when you have a girlfriend and you are kissing her all over ... and she says no. That's where we are right now. That's the way we are."
After reading that quote, I thought "Oy! now I know for sure my manager is BONKERS!!"