Sunday, August 02, 2009
Weird Little Baseball Doll
I'm all for collecting baseball memorabilia, but what the f*ck is this? Seriously, look at this twisted little bastard's face and tell me he doesn't enjoy that pole in his ass far too much. His bat is the size of his glove, you know he ain't hitting shit with that. What uniform is that anyway, the Folsom County Prisoners? F'n creepy!!!
*Hail Mary Jane wants everyone to be thankful their name isn't Rusty Kuntz.
*Rumors & Rants has story of ex-heavyweight boxing champion Jack Johnson's pardon for marrying a white woman all the way back in the early 1900's.
*Thunder Treats thinks Obama plays ball like a girl.
*The World of Isaac thinks Michael Vick's lawyers are a bit ambitious and probably liars.
*We Should Be GM's breaks news of first Phillie this season to commit "The Howard", whereas a player hits a homerun, strikes out, and makes an error all in the same game. Ironically enough, Chase Utley was the offender, and the stat's namesake Ryan Howard hasn't done it yet this year.
New York Dolls- Personality Crisis