See if you can identify the following people or items:
Q. I hit Youkilis with a pitch, then went down like a little bitch. Who am I?
A. Rick Porcello
Q: Some of my fellow Reds are pissed. I'm taking pills not on the list. "I take 10 to 12 things a day... I do what I want to do, and say what I want to say." Who am I?
A. Bronson Arroyo
Q. I usually hold a frothy brew, it was me that someone threw. I'm not usually used as ammunition, but I found myself in that position.
A. One count of battery and one count of illegal conduct within a sports facility
Q: I usually spend my day just hanging around. In dark moist places is where I'm found. I should be protected by and athletic cup, but because I am not, I'm all fouled up. What am I?
A. Adrian Beltre's swollen testicle
The Riddle Song as Performed in Animal House