Friday, June 26, 2009

Weed, Broken Hand, & Links

With all the talk of A-Rod, Manny, and Sosa taking PED's a story like Geovany Soto's is nearly swept under the carpet. What story you ask? The one where the Chicago Cubs catcher tested positive for marijuana. It is true that smoking weed won't enhance your performance, but the shit is still illegal. From the pothead- "While I fully acknowledge my inappropriate behavior, I want to assure my fans and my family that this was an isolated incident. I do not say this to minimize or deflect from my conduct and I fully understand the ramifications of my actions. I have and will accept any and all consequences. I am fully dedicated to the game of baseball and my teammates, and I apologize for any distraction and embarrassment this may cause them." MLB may not punish him, but dammit the NFL sure bent Ricky Williams over and gave it to him numerous times.

Another dumbass player has gone and injured himself. The r-tard culprit this time was Atlanta Braves relief pitcher Jeff Bennett who took on a door. Just like Muhammad Ali, the door won, breaking Bennett's hand in the fight. 15-day DL stint followed.
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Links:
*Speaking of the ganja, Hail Mary Jane has a collection of 10 must see Michael Jackson impersonations. RIP MJ.

*Why is it that in our dreams (or porn) lesbians are sexy as hell, but in reality they're butt ugly? Thanks to Sportress of Blogitude for this gem.

*No Guts, No Glory gives the rundown of past NBA lottery picks that never came close to justifying all the hype.

*Watch a tennis player accidentally take out the ball girl. Hat tip to Sports Rubbish.

*Sharapova's Thigh has a bone to pick with Best Buy.

*This dog is extracting his revenge on Michael Vick, good pooch! Link courtesy of USTailgate.

*Mark Teixeira is either cultured or gay, you decide. Story via 3:10 to Joba.

*Zoner Sports explains how Twitter has changed sports forever.

*In honor of kick-ass sidekick Ed MacMahon's passing, Rumors and Rants provides a list of sports best wingmen.

*Bootlegger Sports tells us there will be no more "smash and dash" with the Tennessee Titans...ah, how sad.

*We Should Be GM's has video of Jimmy Rollins in little league...not much has changed.

*Right Off Russell tells of Jared Gaither's menacing ways in the kitchen.


Cypress Hill- Hits from the Bong (Live)

9 comments:

andujar said...

i love hearing about athletes smoking the ganja!

when asked why he smokes the herb, trumpet great louis armstrong answered, "it eases racial tensions"

andujar said...

by the way, MJ is really in north Korea. story at www.peaceandrhythm.com

GM-Carson said...

In the 80's there was nothing better than Michael Jackson.

tamtam said...

somewhere, ricky williams is contemplating a career change from football to baseball after seeing how easy MLB went on geo soto and his ganja

GM-Carson said...

Williams sucked at baseball. He barely hit a lick in the Phils system when he played.

tamtam said...

i know, but it's the weed!

watch this cartoon to better understand ricky williams

linky-dinky-doo:
http://www.bangcartoon.com/2006/peefunk.htm

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