Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Raggin' on the Rays

Names can be fun, especially when just hearing certain names can produce a funny image. The Tampa Bay Rays have only three players whose names fit this category.

Dan Wheeler - Wheeler covers many terrains with his pitching, from a 90 mph fastball, to a cutting slider. I don't think he'll be able to be the Rays number one set-up man, though as his ERA likes to hover around the double digits.

James Shields - Shields is having a decent season so far with a respectable 1.20 whip and an era of 3.95. The only chink in his armor though is that he's only brought the Rays two wins.

Gabe Gross - Last year, 40 rbi. This year, he's all but been pulled from the line-up. Who could bench a guy with a face like that?



Tampa Bay Rays - It's Our Season

8 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Gabe Gross kinda looks like my 5th grade girlfriend, bitch was fugly!

Burton said...

No WAY, you dated her too! I hate sloppy seconds...

GM-Carson said...

No, Bro, you dated her twin that actually ended up being male...eww!

YouGabSports said...

Gross kind of reminds me of Garbage Pail Kids...which leads us back to your fifth grade girlfriend....

tamtam said...

i agree! gabe gross is disgusting!

FatGirl said...

I thought about getting some facial piercings... I think I could pull it off.

Burton said...

Well shit. It was a dude after all. Helluva kisser though.

GM-Carson said...

To hell with facial piercings, you should get piercing facials...ah, zing!