Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Mocking the Mariners

The Seattle Mariners have five players whose names could be interpreted literally. Sometimes, the pictures speak for themselves.
Bryan LaHair and Mike Morse

Ichiro Suzuki and Mike Carp
Tyler Walker


Some Mariner's Commercials

Seattle Mariners Commercial - Missing K's


Ichiro Suzuki Commercial

19 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Tyler Walker is now a member of the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs of the Philadelphia Phillies organization, he was released during spring training. Nice card nonetheless.

Burton said...

Bastard! He was on the active 40-man roster when I first compiled my list. Sorry for not going back and fact-checking. That is SO unlike me :(

YouGabSports said...

You know, I'd have loved to see what you would have done for J.J. Putz!

Nice job!

GM-Carson said...

To the best of my knowledge, Burton will soon be moving on to NL teams where I hope JJ Putz is featured with the Metropolitans.

Burton said...

Putz is a must.

GM-Carson said...

By the way, can you translate the Mike Morse(code) card for us?

Burton said...

Sure...It is really clever.
It says:

Seattle Mariners
Mike Morse

tamtam said...

i thought ichiro's card was the most fitting :). like the motorcycle, the little jap is small and speedy-and im not being mean either. ichiro really is a tiny, speedy guy!!

GM-Carson said...

That's what I figured the card said in Morse code, but I haven't had to translate that since Cub Scouts.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, player's names that are the same or homophones for stuff we use during everyday life! Holy shit, that's brilliant!

This site blows.

GM-Carson said...

Thanks Anonymous, glad you like our work.

Burton said...

Well shit Anonymous, I suppose we'll just have to soldier on without your viewership. How will we survive...?

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