Saturday, April 25, 2009

Arousing Array of Rears

A couple months ago More Hardball gave you gratuitous crotchticular activity, and today I present you with an arousing array of rears.

Roberts rubs rump...

Pinella pats pooper...

Sheffield seduces shit-spreader...



Sir Mix-A-Lot: I Like Square Butts
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Read or Die!
*We Should Be GM's depicts the chubby Canadian Matt Stairs as a pinch-hitting god.

*Rumors & Rants has the story on dumbass Jeremy Tyler who has opted to dropout of high school to play professional basketball in Europe.

*Sports Rubbish has video of soccer sideline reporter getting hit in head with ball.

*Love of Sports covers the all-time best ballpark promo days.

*Major League Jerk reminisces over some of the classic Nintendo games like RBI Baseball. My favorite of all-time is those cute bubble blowing dinosaurs in Bubble Bobble.

*Bootlegger Sports has perhaps one the top-5 sports related pictures of all-time.

*No Guts, No Glory has the scoop on baby-faced Stephen Curry's decision to make the jump to the NBA.

8 comments:

Burton said...

Shit spreader! Does that line work in bars too? "Girl you look good, won't you back that shit spreader up?"

GM-Carson said...

I think the phrase "turd-cutter" works better on the ladies.

FatGirl said...

I think you're both twat waffles!

G-Dogg said...

Gay.

GM-Carson said...

Love getting labeled "gay" on my own blog.

tamtam said...

that 'shit spreader' pic confirms my suspicion that gary sheffield is another lover of derek jeter-for real. too bad you guys couldnt get one of gay-rod, or diva manny. both of them love to grab asses, and balls.

LynnieMac said...

That Sheffield/Jeter picture is disturbing on so very many levels.

Burton said...

No kidding. The last time I saw a look of love like that between two men was with A-Rod and his own reflection!