Pitching
A portion of the Orioles pitching rotation has a nautical theme this year, with Brian "Largemouth" Bass, Chris "Manta" Ray, and "Chris-Tal Clear" Waters.
The remainder of the pitching staff with literal last names include new comer Rich Hill, "old timer" Jamie Walker, and not-yet-out-of-the-plastic Chorye Spoone, who has yet to make his MLB debut, and therefore not on the active roster.
Closing out the Orioles' roster is former Cubs rookie, Felix Pie, bats left, throws left, and goes great with vanilla ice cream.
As is tradition for the Orioles
John Denver - Thank God I'm A Country Boy
11 comments:
That's amazing that the O's have that many players with nouns as last names. I wonder how the other teams compare. But I'm guessing that might be future posts down the line...
The Feliz Pie pic made me laugh my ass off.
Looks like blueberry to me. If it were apple, I know where some of his teammates would turn to on a lonely night.
What the hell am I missing, John Denver and the Orioles?
Don't ask me, they're the ones that sing it during the 7th inning stretch...
Camden Yards is a great ballpark. You can still get very reasonable tickets there too.
Felix Pie is raspberry and blueberry.
FUCK!
mmmm...felix pie looks delicious :p. i cant wait to get a bite out of him. he looks yummy, especially with a la mode!
Anonymous is getting on my nerves. Make real comments instead of vulgarities, or at least mix the vulgarities into real comments.
Yeah, you fucking prick!
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