In the upcoming issue of Details Magazine, Alex Rodriguez is photographed making out with...HIMSELF! You can't make this stuff up! This is the ultimate act of narcissism, short of taping a picture of himself onto a blow up party doll, or sheep, or whatever he finds attractive. Perhaps these over-indulgence are the effects of too much testosterone seething in his system. Regardless of the reason, the star is depicted getting his rocks off on his reflection and that is just plain weird.
Also surreal is the fact that in the accompanying interview, Rodriguez refuses to name his favorite Madonna tune, claiming he didn't want stadiums to play it every time he stepped to the plate. It is a shame Madonna did not write "I Touch Myself." However, based on these pictures, I have a few suggestions:
"Look of Love"
Poor A-Rod has a reputation of not being easy to get along with. At least he has someone other than the Material Girl to hold himself at night...