The $8 billion fraud investigation of the Standford Financial Group has some millionaires searching for cash flow. Darren Oliver, Johnny Damon, Scott Eyre, Xavier Nady, Carlos Pena, Jacoby Ellsbury, Adrian Beltre, and Mike Pelfrey all have their funds currently frozen (they're in Arizona/Florida, so it's not because of the temperature either). They need some money faster than Western Union can deliver it to them, so I've cooked up some money making schemes for them to help bide time between the bills.
*Cash 4 Gold- do you really need all that bling-bling?
*Advertising on Jerseys- Geico and the caveman would be a perfect fit for Damon.
*Write Autobiography- MLB players are mostly egocentric anyway, so why not capitalize on their favorite topic (themselves).
*Ebay- sell autographed memorabilia that you stole from the team.
*"Donate" Body Fluids- if I were female, I'd pay top dollar for a MLB player's semen. Giving blood is always a noble cause, especially if it lines your Levi's with a $20 bill.
*Betting- bet on baseball, it obviously worked for Pete Rose.
*Chippendale Dancer: Johnny Damon in nothing but a bow tie and underwear...scandalous!
*Scalping- take the tickets set aside for friends and family and scalp those bitches to the highest bidder.
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