Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Julian Tavarez Wears Beer Goggles
Freshly inked Washington Nationals relief pitcher Julian Tavarez is rockin' the beer goggles. He's in love with his new team, but likely only in an alcohol induced state of consciousness.
He told the Washington Post, "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."
Wow, what to make of that? Essentially he's equating the Gnats to a fat ugly girl at a bar that only looks doable after a hard night of drinking and a lonely horny penis.
Julian Tavarez, you're my new hero!
Jennifer Lopez- I'm Glad (Paul Oakenfeld Perfecto Remix).
Damn, J-Lo is hot!!!