In continuing with depicting players as literal interpretation of their last names, I give you the 2008 Central Division Champions, the Chicago White Sox. Below are the noun names from U.S. Cellular Field.
The Urban Dictionary currently has 152 definitions for the word 'dank.' All of them relate to the most potent of weed; particularly sticky, hairy, and stinky weed. Oddly enough, sticky, hairy, and stinky also describes lefty pitcher John "Sticky Icky" Danks. Another pitcher, who has yet to see play as a White Sox is Jon "Zelda" Link. No princess chasing for this guy, his quest is to make it to the active roster.
Bartolo "Irritable" Colon looks like he's trying to push a watermelon out of his own colon every time he pitches. Granted he shares his last name with the man who parked three boats off the coast of Hispanola, Cristobol Colon, but c'mon! It's a friggin' colon!
Perhaps one of the most aptly named players is Josh "Wheaty" Fields, as he is an infielder. Outfielder Jermaine "Tie" Dye sports a jersey of many colors.
Another outfielder, DeWayne "Golden" Wise has started his second season with the White Sox. His teammates say that his personality can be a little spicy, but after spending time with Danks all day, they enjoy hanging around him (something about having the munchies).
Apparently there is a White Sox Song. Enjoy!