Sunday, February 01, 2009


Reed thees lynx two bee educated:
*The Pirates haven't had a winning season since the early 90's and despite having one of the most beautiful parks in all of baseball have horrific attendance. They need to be saved. WSBGM's thinks that means it's time to sell the naming rights of the team- the Pittsburgh Obamas (stimulus plan can help), Pittsburgh Yankees (the Yanks NL farm squad), Pittsburgh Steelers (steal some of their success), Pittsburgh Exxons (corporate sellouts for big oil).

*Unless you live in a log cabin deep in the woods of West Virginia I'm sure you heard of the Million Man March on Washington back in 1995. Well, some New York Mets fans decided to Million Manny March on SNY Studios in attempt to convince Mets ownership to purchase the services of Manny Ramirez. By the looks of it, only about 30 retards showed up to brave the cold and embarrassment...dumbasses!

*Ump Bump has an ongoing series of posts that showcases MLB players' wives...aka eye candy. Recently, Jennifer Utley was the subject, and I gotta say, she's just a natural beauty. I also like her sense of style, matching her top to the tablecloth...very fashionable.

*When you're bored at work during the week and looking for funny sports related stuff, go to the Slow Breaker Network.

*Baseball Musings shared this interesting tid-bit with readers- the Toronto Blue Jays, San Diego Padres, Washington Nationals, Colorado Rockies, Florida Marlins, Kansas City Royals, Pittsburgh Pirates, and Cincinnati Reds aren't even scheduled to appear on ESPN or FOX during the season...shameful!

*The World of Isaac posted Super Bowl predictions from various sites around the Internet along with this orgasmic picture. That is one fine looking turd-cutter!

*Speaking of the Super Bowl, Awful Announcing gives the rundown on the ridiculous amount of airtime being devoted to the event. Coverage starts at 9-f'n-am!

Kriss Kross- Jump


GM-Carson said...

Deaner- if you read today, sorry about the WV jab, I was just having fun with ya bro.

Jeffrey Wittwer said...

Added on Truephan

GM-Carson said...

Super Bowl Prediction:
Steelers 34 - Cardinals 17

Burton said...

As long as the Steelers win...I'm not much of a football fan, and thus am not watching the game. I AM however, drinking beer. That's gotta count for something.


Million Manny March?

The Yankees have money and arrogance.

Help me finish people,

The Mets have ______ and stupidity.

GM-Carson said...

Beer tis good.