Sunday, February 22, 2009

Gratuitous Crotchticular Activity

Watch any baseball movie and it'll likely have the cliche crotch grab and tobacco spit. Well, I decided to do some research and I found plenty of evidence that gratuitous crotchticular activity takes place in Major League Baseball.

*Some images found via Home Run Derby

A-Rod grabs rod and Brandon Inge digs in:


Cubbie covets crotch and Farnsworth fondles frankfurter:


Jim jiggles junk and Posada positions penis:


Scutaro scoots sack and Teixeira tugs tallywacker:


Video of legendary crotch-grabber Michael Jackson:

*In honor of this post, I typed it with one hand on the keyboard and one hand on my balls.

34 comments:

Burton said...

*In honor of this post, I typed it with one hand on the keyboard and one hand on my balls.

That's how I always type. Great post!

Melanie said...

I typed this while grabbing my husband's balls... since I don't have any of my own :(

GM-Carson said...

I'm like Al Bundy up in here!

Mr. A-Hole said...

Dick and Cocks yesterday and now crotches today. Gay much?

GM-Carson said...

Not gay, just like potty humor.

Bobby said...

Melanie, where can I find a woman like you?!?

Javier said...

Gay is how I want it to be, and want it done!

girlanachronism said...

Home Run Derby should've given credit when they used my photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/confessionalpoet/503212044/

Anonymous said...

the cubbie is john mabry. just so you know.

GM-Carson said...

I thought that was John Mabry, but wasn't sure how I'd make a play on words with his name. Possible John juggles johnson.

tamtam said...

what is it about baseball players and always having to adjust their cups (and subsequently their cocks)?! in that case, just let us ladies play baseball since we dont have any balls to bother adjusting!

my favorite one is 'farnsworth fondles frankfurter'. that play on words was perfect!

bundy would be proud of you. keep up the work, and i'll keep reading your blog :)

Cor said...

For those who are sexually confused, that Jim Thome picture is the best test. If you are a girl and you like that picture you are not gay. If you are a guy and you like that picture you are definitely gay.

GM-Carson said...

Jim's jimmy looks huge in that picture!

tamtam said...

looks like scutaro's havin' some fun adjusting his cup. how much are you willing to bet that's his o-face?

GM-Carson said...

I want to take a picture of my O-face.

Tatum, you kick ass!

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