Watch any baseball movie and it'll likely have the cliche crotch grab and tobacco spit. Well, I decided to do some research and I found plenty of evidence that gratuitous crotchticular activity takes place in Major League Baseball.
*Some images found via Home Run Derby
A-Rod grabs rod and Brandon Inge digs in:
Cubbie covets crotch and Farnsworth fondles frankfurter:
Jim jiggles junk and Posada positions penis:
Scutaro scoots sack and Teixeira tugs tallywacker:
Video of legendary crotch-grabber Michael Jackson:
*In honor of this post, I typed it with one hand on the keyboard and one hand on my balls.