Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Garbage! Twins at the Bottom of the Bin

With Spring Training already starting, so many free agents belonging to the class of '09 are still jobless. These poor fellows are probably feeling like trash. No multi-million dollar deals (as of yet) for these guys. Some of these comparisons are down right eerie.
Craig Wilson (1B)

Richie Sexson (1B)

Chris Woodward (2B)

Jose Valentin (2B)

Anthony Nomar Garciaparra (SS)

Joe Crede (3B)

Kerry Robinson (OF)

Jeff DaVanon (OF)

Mike Sweeney (DH)

Tom Glavine (SP) It is wierd to see him at the beginning, and end of his career...

Sidney Ponson (SP)

Curt Schilling (SP)

Matt Mantei (RP)

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Just When You Thought it Couldn't Get Any Weirder...

Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie Trailer


GM-Carson said...

Squirtin Burton should be your porn name.

Burton said...

Yeah, I could go for that...I'll grow a Ron Jerem style mustache as well.

GM-Carson said...

You've already got a Ron Jeremy sized...gut...hahaha, you thought I was going to sang "wang".

Jay Ballz said...

Ugh...that movie preview is disturbing. I'd be scared of live action Garbage Pail Kids, if I ever saw that when I was little.

GM-Carson said...

I traded all my Garbage Pail Kids when I was little for a bunch of Micro Machines...dammit!

GM-Carson said...

I actually saw that movie...regretably.

Mr. A-Hole said...

I'd like to say this post was "garbage", but the shit was fucking funny!

Philly Keith said...

Matt Mantei is still kickin' around the league?

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