Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Slow-Mo, Fast-Mo, & Homo


G2 is diet Gatorade, and they pegged Derek Jeter as one of their spokesmen. What the hell was he thinking when he read the line- "People like to watch the game in slow-mo, fast-mo, and every kind of mo there is."? He had to know that people we're going to go fire back with HOMO, because he's the Yankee's captain, stacking money high to the sky, and is the coverboy for everything MLB. In other words, I hate the bastard!

Of course, maybe he doesn't want to be discrete, as it seems he's pretty open with his relationships with teammates. Just look at him and Johnny Damon snuggle into each other...oh, the affectionate embrace of another man. It's heavily rumored that the Yankee organization made Damon shave him burly beard, but in fact it was Jeter who didn't like the man-scuff during nestling sessions.

Even Roid-Boy Roger Clemens is getting a poke at Jeter. Guess this brings a whole new meaning to Roger's nickname "The Rocket". And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh no no no I'm a rocket man...Elton John would be so proud.


Looky here, Sheffield getting a bit forceful with Derek. Hope there wasn't any restraining order filed after this close encounter. Seems Sheffield has got something cooking for Jeter...I'm sure it's warm and creamy.

So, Derek Jeter may be one helluva a baseball player (future Hall-of-Famer), but it looks like he gets around, leading me to believe he's also a player (with the boys that is). Go ahead, call me a "player hater".


Of course, I say all of this in jest, because Jeter has been linked to all these fine ladies in the picture above. I'm just an envious prick that hates the Yankees; I have no malicious intent, just looking for a laugh.

Boy George- Crying Game

17 comments:

GM-Carson said...

I swear I'm not gay bashing, just Jeter bashing.

Burton said...

Jeter-bashing is currently legal in 49 out of 50 states.

GM-Carson said...

What communist state is it illegal in? Let me guess- NY.

Amanda said...

Hahha, beautiful pictures.

GM-Carson said...

Thanks Amanda.

For anyone actually taking the time to read the comment section, I don't really think Jeter is gay, the dude gets more Grade A ass than a toilet seat (chick ass that is). I just like making fun of him, that's it.

Fernando Alejandro said...

Carson, I couldn't leave your link on my page, but that's not because of the bashing but because of the content! Jeter bashing just lends to his swagger. I'm okay with it.

GM-Carson said...

It's all good bro, I know I desecrated your namesake.

Fernando said...

Haha! Honestly, I can't hate. As long as your team keeps the Mets down, you're by and large my favorite non-Yankee website.

Fernando Alejandro said...

That was me. Different log in. Sorry.

GM-Carson said...

Otay- Nando.

I Hate the Sox more than Hitler said...

Hey pal I left your address on my site in the comment section, but I gotta be honest I'm not sure how much it will help you.
I have a very small gay community that reads my blog so your brothers and sisters out there won't know you're around.
Good luck though.

GM-Carson said...

Wait, are you insinuating that I'm gay?

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