Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Slow-Mo, Fast-Mo, & Homo
G2 is diet Gatorade, and they pegged Derek Jeter as one of their spokesmen. What the hell was he thinking when he read the line- "People like to watch the game in slow-mo, fast-mo, and every kind of mo there is."? He had to know that people we're going to go fire back with HOMO, because he's the Yankee's captain, stacking money high to the sky, and is the coverboy for everything MLB. In other words, I hate the bastard!
Of course, maybe he doesn't want to be discrete, as it seems he's pretty open with his relationships with teammates. Just look at him and Johnny Damon snuggle into each other...oh, the affectionate embrace of another man. It's heavily rumored that the Yankee organization made Damon shave him burly beard, but in fact it was Jeter who didn't like the man-scuff during nestling sessions.
Even Roid-Boy Roger Clemens is getting a poke at Jeter. Guess this brings a whole new meaning to Roger's nickname "The Rocket". And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh no no no I'm a rocket man...Elton John would be so proud.
Looky here, Sheffield getting a bit forceful with Derek. Hope there wasn't any restraining order filed after this close encounter. Seems Sheffield has got something cooking for Jeter...I'm sure it's warm and creamy.
So, Derek Jeter may be one helluva a baseball player (future Hall-of-Famer), but it looks like he gets around, leading me to believe he's also a player (with the boys that is). Go ahead, call me a "player hater".
Of course, I say all of this in jest, because Jeter has been linked to all these fine ladies in the picture above. I'm just an envious prick that hates the Yankees; I have no malicious intent, just looking for a laugh.
Boy George- Crying Game