Saturday, January 31, 2009

Even More Twins other than Minnesota

If the following pairs of people had been raised in the same home, I'm positive their mothers' would have confused them.

Boston Red Sox funnyman Manny Ramirez is the spitting image of St. Louis' own funnyman Redd Foxx.
Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr. and the DM of DMB bear an uncanny resemblance. I hate to say it, but in 50 years, the world will still remember one of these guys...


Cole Hamels and Jim Carrey may appear to have the same eyes, the same shit-eating grin, and similar hair, but that doesn't mean that they look alike. Does it?

Does Survivor "star" Heidi Strobel and actress Jenny McCarthy {the significant others to Hamels and Carrey (respectively)}, look alike? I'm not sure. I'd have to sleep on it...


While we're in the Phillie's camp, one more striking similarity is between Kyle Kendrick and the character "Rocky Dennis" from the movie "Mask." It almost seems like the picture on the right is the High School photo (you know, when all go through that "awkward" stage) of the guy on the left. By extension, I suppose this means that Kyle Kendrick looks like Carrot Top. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.


Next, a player who is so utterly insignificant, even his face seems to change on him: Will Cunnane. With a goatee, he is a dead ringer for post-crude-gesture-in-public mug shot Paul Rubens (Pee Wee Herman for you young kids). Without his facial hair, his face becomes a smooth plain, devoid of features, and therefore the "Journeyman of the Mound" looks exactly like Boomhauer of "King of the Hill" fame. He also looks a lot like the creepy banjo kid from Deliverance. His teammates better watch their rears...
One final set of twins...



We Go Together - Grease.

4 comments:

GM-Carson said...

I love a good set of sweater bunnies...yeah boobs!

Burton said...

Boobs are good.

Joe W. Linden said...

Hamels and Carrey could totally wifeswap.

GM-Carson said...

I've seen both of the naked...hot!