Wednesday, December 31, 2008

How gay is that?!


Being a former college athlete I'm sorta okay with that whole butt slap thing, but grabbing another dude's junk is out of line and borderline (ahem...over-the-top) gay.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Friday, December 26, 2008

Hall-of-Famer


Why in the hell isn't Steve Balboni in the Hall of Fame?! Forget stats, look at that sweet-ass mustache. Balboni played for the Yanks, Royals, Rangers, and Mariners over his 11 illustrious seasons, spanning 1981-1993. His batting average (.229) and on base % (.293) sucked and he struckout (856) more than he got hits (714), but the man could send a baseball into orbit for sure (181 homeruns). I think it's time we campaign for the Great Balboni to get into the Hall.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Ashamed

Even Mr. Met is ashamed...

Sunday, December 21, 2008

I had no idea...


...now it makes so much sense.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Perfect Toilet Paper

This is what I'm wiping my ass with from now on...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Jockeying for Hall of Fame


How can Pete Rose not be in the Hall of Fame?

Monday, December 15, 2008

Duck, Duck, Goose

Duck....

Duck...

Goose!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Trophy Time


I'm from neither the southeast nor is it 2006, but I am desperately seeking my name to be on that trophy.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Coming From All Angles


This dude can be a lefty, righty, submariner, three-quarters, straight over the top pitcher all wrapped up in one and probably has a pitching repertoire of about 30 pitches with crazy movement.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Gotcha!


Take that you bastard!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Pam Baseball


I'd love to see Pam Anderson at a little league game.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Beavers

Beaver Baseball...