What is this junk?

A-Rod massages his rod. What is this junk?

Jesus- The Baller

Meet Jesus the Baller. His father, God, was a helluva switch hitter.

Facial

Bringing a new meaning to facial.

Seducing or Inducing?

I can't tell if the runner is attempting to seduce the shortstop or if he's trying to induce pain. You be the judge...

I Can Play Too

I think I could play in this league. After all, I'm fat and enjoy beating things up to get candy.

Yikes!

I believe they have elephantiasis of the balls.

Hurt So Good

Hurt so good. C'mon baby, make it hurt so good. Sometimes love don't feel like it should...make it hurt so good!