Why in the hell isn't Steve Balboni in the Hall of Fame?! Forget stats, look at that sweet-ass mustache. Balboni played for the Yanks, Royals, Rangers, and Mariners over his 11 illustrious seasons, spanning 1981-1993. His batting average (.229) and on base % (.293) sucked and he struckout (856) more than he got hits (714), but the man could send a baseball into orbit for sure (181 homeruns). I think it's time we campaign for the Great Balboni to get into the Hall.