Saturday, February 16, 2008

Evidence Against Clemens

We've all heard at nausea about the Congressional hearings between Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee concerning the Rocket's alleged use of performance enhancing drugs. I'm not even going to wax poetic about this pretending to understand the extent of allegations and implications. Rather, I'm going to submit rock solid evidence that proves that Roger Clemens indeed did juice (refer to pictures below). As you can clearly see, Mr. Clemens has a strong resemblance to the blonde character on the Contra game cover. This is by no coincidence, as the game's maker Konami admits to having Roger being the model for the classic Nintendo game. This shows he began "supplementing" back in the 80's (1987 release date for Contra). I should have been a prosecutor, as that's pretty damning proof right there.

1 comment:

GM-Carson said...

This post has been getting a lot of hits lately. I wonder what people think when they get here and see it's not actual evidence.