Friday, March 23, 2007

Rock the Vote!

Manager-1. a person who has control or direction of an institution, business, etc., or of a part, division, or phase of it. 2. a person who manages: the manager of our track team. 3. a person who controls and manipulates resources and expenditures, as of a household. (As per Dictionary.com)

No where in that definition do I read mention of being a dumbass. But a dumbass is exactly what some managers are. Take a glance at the list of low-level functioning r-tards that I've compiled for you to vote on for most deserving dumbass. Rock the Vote!

Who Wants to be a Dumbass?:

Charles Fuqua Manuel- as a Phillies fan I have firsthand opportunity to observe the ineptitude of this man on a game by game basis, and it isnt' pretty. He is a retarded bumbling hick from West Virginia and should go back to his cousin-lovin' and wood splitting before he ruins the Phillies chances of yet another playoff appearance. His bullpen mismanagement has been well documented and his speech impediment caused by being severely stupid has been made fun of more than a three-legged dog.

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Tony LaRussa- D.U.I., and no this does not stand for Devout Upstanding Individual, more like Dumbass Under the Influence. Seriously, I'm all for drinking and getting smashed, but don't drive afterwards you freaking moron! Dude fell asleep at a stop sign with the car running and reeked of alcohol when the cops "pulled" him over. You are a World Series winning coach, get a clue!

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Ozzie Guillen- he orders his pitchers to bean the opposition then publicly belittles them when they fail to do so, he trashes on fellow players of Latino heritage, he completely blasts has-beens at Reunion gatherings, and says something equally idiotic every day. Someone get this man a muzzle. Oh yeah, as evidence of this picture he's apparently a member of the rainbow brigade as well.


Which manager is the biggest dumbass?
Charlie Manuel
Tony LaRussa
Ozzie Guillen
  
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~Carson

4 comments:

GM-Carson said...

My vote went to Guillen. I love and hate him at the same time. He is so incredibly stupid to say the stuff he does publicly, but I love it because it's so entertaining.

furiousBall said...

First off, one of those managers has not won a WS, so it's a flawed sample size me thinks. Success means you're not stupid...right?

Well in Charlies case, no.

Skeeter said...

It is very difficult not to vote for Charlie. And since I am a weak man, I did just that.

Although Larussa stupidity could have killed other people, so he is WAY up there.

BloodStripes said...

Major dumbasses the lot of 'em.

Charlie is a harmless dumbass. Larussa a dangerous dumbass, but Guillen gets my vote for being such a dickhead dumbass.