Remember when Willie Mays-Hayes (Wesley Snipes) pulled up in his pimped out Volkswagen Bug wearing a cheesy 80's suit in the movie Major League? One of the best cinematic lines was delivered when one of the coaches said, "look at this f**kin' guy". That's how I feel about Roger Clemens. He's one of the greatest pitchers of all-time but he walks around like he owns the place and keeps doing this "will I or won't I" b.s. about retiring or continuing to play baseball...it's getting old! Hurry up and make up your mind already. By the way, if you do decide to return to MLB, play the entire season, as that's what everyone else does you prima-Donna.