Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Cry me a river

Today's athletes are a bunch of pantie-wastes! There are some tough guys still in the sport (J.D. Drew, Ken Griffey Jr., Mark Prior, and Kerry Wood...just joking), but for the most part MLB players as a collective group are whiny bitches. A blister, a stubbed toe, an ingrown hair, split ends, jock itch, sneezing fits, hemorrhoids, and the list of wussy excuses for missing practice and more importantly games goes on and on. I understand each player is an investment and in order to produce they need to be healthy. But c'mon, starters used to pitch 300 innings a year, now if you squeeze 25 starts and 180 innings out of a guy he's considered reliable. A severed head is a real injury and that still wouldn't have kept Cal Ripken out of the ball game.

~Carson

4 comments:

furiousBall said...

Dude a few years ago when blisters starting showing up on injury reports...I think that's where it really went south. If your arm is attached and you are paid millions of dollars to play a game, get the hell out there and pitch.

GM-Carson said...

I'm sick and tired of pussy multi-million dollar athletes missing games for such weak reasons.

GM-Carson said...

More wussy players- Mark Kotsay and Bubba Crosby...always hurt.

BloodStripes said...

Everyones going soft.