Sunday, February 25, 2007

Cover those things!

Kirby, you were a great player and left the game far too early. In 12 seasons you amassed 2,304 hits to go along with a sparkling .318 batting average. If that eye injury would have never happened, you could have went on to be one of the all-time hits leaders...but alas R.I.P. You were short and stocky, 5'8" 210 pounds. Therefore, you had a set of man boobs. There's nothing wrong with having some man boobies, but please cover those things up. I myself have a set, but I don't go around showing them off.



~Carson

3 comments:

furiousBall said...

Thanks, I'll never have another erection again...ever

GM-Carson said...

check out that dude's areolas!

GM-Carson said...

Those are some Atomic Areolas and Nuclear Nipples.