Saturday, January 13, 2007

Steroids Suck!

Hey, Jose! That shovel ain't big enough to dig your career out of the crap-heap that is currently being coined as the "Steroid Era". Jose, you were great man, first dude to ever go 40-40, you had it all: speed, power, and Mexican. I remember you coming into to a game to pitch with Texas then blowing your arm out...classic. I remember you having a ball bounce off of your head and go over the fence for a homerun...priceless. Too bad the Hall-of-Fame won't grant you admission brotha.

Don't do it Mark. The Hall-of-Fame isn't worth it. Put down the bat and step away from the The Thrill...Will Clark deserves better. You too are falling victim to this steroids stench that's lingering over baseball. We know you popped something that made you transform into one giant muscle, but you were awesome nonetheless. You had tremendous power, hell you could still probably jack 30 homers a year. But as far as the Hall goes, well just like Pete Rose you'll be on the outside looking in for quite some time.

~Carson

10 comments:

furiousBall said...

what exactly was big mac doing behind will the thrill? the only thing missing in that picture is a ballgag in will clark's mouth

GM-Carson said...

Bring out the gimp!

Corey said...

both Rose and Big Mac should be in the hall. what a pile of crap...

GM-Carson said...

The fact that Charlie Hustle (Pete Rose) is not in the Hall-Of-Fame still has me livid. I haven't been there since I was a kid, and would like to go back some day. But I'm still holding out hope that MLB comes to its senses and allows Rose admission...then I make the trek up to Cooperstown.

BloodStripes said...

Alot of guys have done worse than Rose ever did. Barry, Jose....the list is long. Let me quote former Phillie pitcher Larry Colton. "If they are so worried about the integrity of the game, they should do something about the use of steroids. That has had much more of an effect on the game than anything bad that Rose did. It's ridiculous."

Right on Larry.

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Keep up the good work.

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