Sunday, November 19, 2006


Welcome to the wonderful world of jugs.

The Jugs Machine- great for practicing your swings at various speeds and curves. Every worthwhile high school baseball program in the country has one of these so that the players can get their hacks in during those frigid winter months or on a rainy day. Also has been known to save many of coach's arms. Side note- Mike Piazza looks like a douche with that mullet and stache, doesn't he know this ain't the 80's.

Jugs- great for storing liquid substances like milk, water, or your favorite moonshine concoction. Where would the world be today without this revolutionary invention? Probably thirsty.

Last, but certainly no least, are my favorite kind of jugs...the ladies jugs! I love being a man. These jugs have many uses, as they can be used for feeding offspring, as pillows, or for pure pleasure.



Eric said...

remember when every once in a while the juggs machine would go rogue and hit you. I hated that damn machine.

GM-Carson said...

i used to feed the balls to my friend with the intent of hitting him...sorry corey.

BenJah said...


being a guy is great. seriously, would you plow chicks with your rod?? or get fucked by guys.....ugh.

ok, david bell, i wasn't asking you....stop thinking so hard.

BenJah said...

um, there should be a 'rather' in there somewhere

GM-Carson said...

jugs are 'em!

BloodStripes said...

Yep, I'm a jugs man. Really love 'em. Jugs of milk, beer, whatever. Jugs. An excellent word. Jugs. An excellent piece of humanity. Jugs.