*No wonder Cardinals' fans are considered to be the happiest group around...their team is gay! What the hell is his hand doing? It's stroking a stick, but not the one ya bat with!
*R.B.I. Baseball for the original Nintendo was the best baseball video game ever made...bar-none! The game is so good that I recommend restoring that old poor-graphic system just to play this game. *Baseball really is life and the rest is merely frivolous details.