Thursday, August 17, 2006

Give me a hand...


*No wonder Cardinals' fans are considered to be the happiest group around...their team is gay! What the hell is his hand doing? It's stroking a stick, but not the one ya bat with!

*R.B.I. Baseball for the original Nintendo was the best baseball video game ever made...bar-none! The game is so good that I recommend restoring that old poor-graphic system just to play this game.

*Baseball really is life and the rest is merely frivolous details.

~Carson


14 comments:

Whelkman said...

Nintendo's Baseball for GameBoy was the worst. I could never figure out how to reliably get my baserunner off first, resulting in unending double plays.

I still find Jaleco's Bases Loaded impressive to this day.

GM-Carson said...

R.B.I. baseball was awesome because you could turn a single into a homerun sometimes by beating the computer in forced rundowns...great stuff!

Spaceman Spiff said...

seriously though, what the hell is his hand doing there

Whelkman said...

Sneaking real players underneath the MLB licensing radar was snazzy. Franco and Clemens are still playing!

Che said...

Y'all should check this out if you like RBI baseball. It's a re-enactment of Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, done entirely in RBI Baseball and synched with the original commentary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JArXRxuVTgY

Undeniably cool.

BloodStripes said...

Thats a new way of congratulating a team-mate for a run scored! Geez, he really has a handful there too. I always wondered how the cards were able to keep pooholes on the roster. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

GM-Carson said...

To think, so people view a smack on the ass as "homo-ish"...wonder what they would call a grab of the salami?

BloodStripes said...

Its taking it to the next level thats for sure. Thats the wedding tackle man. For the 'Mrs' only.

Quote of the year so far goes to you my friend. "Baseball really is life and the rest is merely frivolous details". Nice.

GM-Carson said...

BloodStripes- thanks for bestowing "quote of the year" on me...that makes me feel like a winner! Ha!

BloodStripes said...

Let me clear something up. I'm not homo-phobic. By saying for the "Mrs" only. I'm saying it does'nt bother me if the "Mrs" happens to be a man. Its just that when crossing home plate the salami is private property. Unless of course your team-mate happens to be your Mrs.

ned said...

Everybody knows that just as The Braves are America's team(?), the Cards are America's Gay team. How else can you explain why Scotty Rolen was so happy to be a Card.

BloodStripes said...

the queerdinals!

GM-Carson said...

The "Red Birds"...more like the Flamingos!

Whelkman said...

By the way, thanks for the link, Che.