Thursday, July 06, 2006

Small Fries


"When I grow up, I want to be a Major League baseball player!" Well, I guess these guys are "grown" up, but I think they still tell their daddies that. I've previously scoped out an all-big mans team, well check out this assortment of wee-people around the League.

Smallville Pipsqueaks:
C- Ivan Rodriguez (Det)5-9 190
1B- Estaban German (KC) 5-9 165
2B- Aaron Miles (Stl) 5-8 177
3B- Chone Figgins (LAA) 5-7 180
SS- David Eckstein (Stl) 5-7 165
OF- Willie Harris (Bos) 5-9 170, Corey Patterson (Bal) 5-9 175, and Shane Victorino (Phi) 5-9 180
Bench- Marcus Giles (Atl) 5-8 175, Cesar Izturis (LAD) 5-7 189, Maicer Izturis (LAA) 5-8 160, Jamey Carroll (Col) 5-9 170, and Andy Green (Ari) 5-8 190

SP- Pedro Martinez (NYM) 5-11 180, Ian Snell (Pit) 5-11 188, Wandy Rodriguez (Hou) 5-11 160, Byung Hyun Kim (Col) 5-9 175, and Enrique Gonzalez (Ari) 5-10 210
RP- Chad Harville (TB) 5-9 185, Ricardo Rincon (Stl) 5-9 190, Pedro Feliciano (NYM) 5-10 185, Fabio Castro (Phi) 5-7 175, Rheal Cormier (Phi) 5-10 195, and Saul Rivera (Was) 5-11 150
CP- Tom Gordon (Phi) 5-10 195

Things of Note: The St. Louis middle infield is tiny. The Brothers Izturis are not like The Brothers Molina! Don't know if I'd win a pennant with this club, but sure would save money on uniforms.

~Carson

7 comments:

GM-Carson said...

midgets are funny!

GM-Carson said...

corey, I'm really suprised you didn't hop on this picture with the comment "poor lil' fat kid tryin' eat a french fry"...oh the good ol' days!

BloodStripes said...

Man, get those kids outta maccas and running the bases.

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