Forget Andre. Don't even touch the Korbel. Put down the Moet. Dom Perignon isn't even good enough. Nope, we need some Krug Clos du Mesnil 1995. Nothing but $900 a bottle champagne will do here, because Jason Kendall hit a home run !!!!!!!!
247 games ago, J-Ken smacked a dinger off Paul Byrd. Well Byrdman you're off the hook, because a mere 961 at-bats later, the big-bopper went yard off KC-great Joel Peralta.
During the 247 Kendall didn't hit a homer, he was paid about $17 million.Talk about getting the most for your dollar. Moneyball, baby!
I guess that whoopin' that John Lackey gave him was worth it.