Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Michael Martinez is Bad at Baseball


As a Phillies fan, I am well aware of the magnitude of suck that Michael Martinez brings to a team.  However, poor Pirates fans may have no clue what they're getting into.  I'm here to make it blatantly clear just how awful Mini-Mart is.

Since 1901, 4439 batters (non-pitchers), have been to the plate 400+ times (Martinez currently at 407 plate apperances).  He ranks 4427th with a .185 batting average and 4421st with a .492 OPS.  How the hell does this man continue to hold a job?  That is historically horrible.

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Domingo Santana is Good at Striking Out

Much ballyhooed Houston Astros prospect, Domingo Santana, is not enjoying his first taste of MLB action.  Through 4 games he's struck out 11 times in 13 at bats.  That's gotta be setting some sorta record.

Friday, May 23, 2014